The Illusive One's Reviews

Greetings.  I am the Illusive One.  For many years now I have been a huge video game player, movie viewer, and book reader.  For almost as long, I have been a critic of these things and  many people respect my opinions of these things and have often said I belong on G4 doing reviews on X-Play or a similar show.  Sadly that is not likely to happen.  So instead I shall do reviews for you, uninfluenced by other reviewers, of video games books, movies, and, occasionally, music and political actions.  I hope you find this informative and helpful.  Thank you for your time.